ANALYSISGREEN2010                                                                                                                                      ISSUE 13
PHOTOS BY ZAZEN PHOTO
TEXT BY VSGal

Most of the product names I recognized, but I’ll admit I had to check urban dictionary for the definition of Flapjacks – I always thought those were pancakes, not saggy boobs! 

WashYerAss would like to point out that when searching urban dictionary for one of Amy’s favorite terms, "breeding hips," it was not found.  Wash Yer Ass will be taking full credit for the use of the term “breeding hips” to describe a woman with a wide ass and large thighs.  And we’ve created soap for her, too.

Zazen Photo tells us this was one of the most fun product shoots they’ve ever had the pleasure of shooting.  The jokes continued long after “it was a wrap.” 

I gave my Auntie some “Cougar” candle, and my Grandpa got the “Old Dude” soap in his bathroom. 

Need a nice way to remind your man to put the toilet seat down?  How about some “Lid down imbecile” candles?

Have an undying need to leave your friends wondering whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em?  Say it with soap… “Mullet” soap and “Control Freak” lip balm should do the trick. Speaking of tricks; everyone knows a “Baby Momma” who doesn’t know who her “Baby Daddy” is… get ‘em each a candle and let THEM sort it out over a candlelight argument.  Whatever you decide, you can rest assured that the products are all handmade by a real person and are all natural.  No animal fats, synthetics, artificial preservatives, phthalates, or sulfates in any of our products.

 

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