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ZAZEN PHOTO TEXT BY VSGal |
Most of the product names I recognized, but
I’ll admit I had to check urban dictionary for the definition of
Flapjacks – I always thought those were pancakes, not saggy boobs!
Zazen Photo tells us this was one of the
most fun product shoots they’ve ever had the pleasure of shooting. The
jokes continued long after “it was a wrap.”
Have an undying need to leave your friends wondering whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em? Say it with soap… “Mullet” soap and “Control Freak” lip balm should do the trick. Speaking of tricks; everyone knows a “Baby Momma” who doesn’t know who her “Baby Daddy” is… get ‘em each a candle and let THEM sort it out over a candlelight argument. Whatever you decide, you can rest assured that the products are all handmade by a real person and are all natural. No animal fats, synthetics, artificial preservatives, phthalates, or sulfates in any of our products. |
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