LURKINGPRISONISSUE070809-11                                                                                                                                   
PHOTOS BY JIM BUSSEY II & DREAMA CLEAVER

  

 

 

 

   Just then Tina the Tightrope walker came in.

   'What iz zis?’ she said. 

   Tina is French.

 

 

 

 

 

   'Why all zis yelling?  Why izFlippy yelling at you, Zhoel?'

 
   Me and Tina had spent some time together, you see, and she said it bothers her when Flippy gets rough.  But I was kind of used to it, me and Flippy had spent some time together and he was always like that.  I think he was really annoyed with me because I had not spent any time with him lately.
 
  

 

 

 

   A few weeks earlier he was teaching me to swallow his flaming hot sword and he lost his balance and singed off my moustache.  I had to draw it on for the next show!  I stayed away from him after that and I think it made him sore.

 

 

  

 

 

   Suddenly, Tina fell to her knees.

  ‘Zhoel!’ she said.

  I love it when she calls me ‘Zhoel.’

 
    ‘Tina!’ I yelled then ran to her aid.  ‘What’s wrong?’
 

'Zhee tye.  Zhee tye.  Ah, what is zha word?  Zhee tye!  It is evil!’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Huh?’

 

 

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