Joelspotting: Joel Goes To Prison

“You have a visitor, fancy pants,” the guard said. “You can just stay in there, Voyeur, until I get your release papers.”

“That guard is something out of Shawshank,” I said. “Eh, he’s alright,” Joel said. I knew then I’d end up seeing that guard in a fashion spread.

“So, Joel,” I said. “How’d you land in prison?” I knew he couldn’t have done anything wrong.

He straightened his tie and ran his hand over his hair.