ANALYSISSEX 2012                                                                                                                                              ISSUE 16

TEXT BY JOEL

One more...

Is masturbation considered adultery? or in any form of a sin?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

No I don't think so. I would rather masturbate than having an affair. Now that is a sin. Besides it relieves my headache. Better than popping pills. 

So, with this little lesson in masturbation and how to search the internet, what have we learned? 

There are two types of people. 

A.  People who have figured out how to teach themselves what they need to know and are leading positive and sexually productive lives….these people are called ‘immoral gentiles’ (i.e. pagans).

B.  People who listened to their parents untruths and want to carry on the tradition of ignorance by abnormally sheltering their kids and stunting their intelligent growth…these people are called...

So to all of the intolerant, homophobic, female hating, fear mongers who are doing it (or not) in the name of Christianity – Go FUCK yourself!  You will feel so much better in the morning...
 



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