ANALYSISSEX 2012                                                                                                                                              ISSUE 16

TEXT BY JOEL

And then I found this!
 
Homeopathy and Health Forum

Did you know... that over-masturbation can permanently destroy your willy
From santaclause 

I know you should never listen to a person who actually goes by the name Santa Clause but the sad thing is if it's on the internet a lot of people will believe it...especially young people.  Which is why parents need to make themselves approachable for questions, hello!!

Santa tells us this: 

Did you know that plain and simple, over-masturbation will lead to sexual under performance by way of premature ejaculation, as well as other sexual problems. “Over-production of sex hormones”

Normally, masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. But like other behaviors , when over practiced it (maximum 2 times a week) can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. Frequent masturbation and ejaculation will stimulate the acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive masturbation and ejaculation can, and often times will, result in over-production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. An unnatural abundance of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion, in turn, making the brain and bodily functions perform at an extreme level. In other words, there is a huge change in body chemistry when one masturbates excessively. This leads into

Premature Ejaculation
and other frustrating sexual side effects.

Only two times a week!! Are you kidding me?  I'd be climbing the walls!!  My next question for Santa is, how does your dick know it’s not a human orifice? Think people!
 

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